Doing Drugs and Picking Up Girls (G-Manifesto)

the g-man enumerates all the drugs you can use to pick up nightlife princesses

Welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, well.

Let’s make things nice and sparkling clear, I have said before that The G never uses drugs to inebriate girls, and considers doing so, a horrible crime.

But since it has never been done before, and people keep on asking me, I put together an EZ reference sheet for the up-and-coming G to know which drugs are best to be on for Picking up Girls.

(Disclaimer: I am not admitting to any drug use, and this reference sheet is best read with the word “allegedly” in front of every sentence.)

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Comment

Johnston
02/09/2009 at 10:20 am

Another hard-hitting manifesto.

I love how you always cover the topics no one else will.

I wish I had this reference sheet when I was a kid.

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Cocaine

On paper, seems like a great drug to be on while picking up girls. But it’s not.

Even caine-filled Kools suck.

Beeks are the greatest trick the Devil ever pulled on the G (next to convincing the world he didn’t exist).

You get way too tweeked out, it is highly addictive and it hurts sexual performance.

Your Game goes up the dollar bill as well; you get more into the drug than you do girls.

Plus, it makes you look older; like using cologne on your face.

Careful with this one.

I have lost many a droog from the mirror, the razorblade, and the straw.

Ectasy

Fly girls are always trying to get next to me, and I have had some beautiful experiences on Ectasy.

You can spit mad innovative Game flows on Beans.

The man of the hour has an air of great power.

Chemically, it makes you glow, so girls sweat you like a sparring session at The Wild Card in summertime. Beans also make your pupils dilate which makes girls fall in love with you.

Downside: Makes your back feel like a wind-up doll.

And you think every fly girl is the greatest girl ever.

Once you come back down to earth, you usually change your opinion.

But what’s some spinal fluid between you and a fly girl?

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